Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

kobe

Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.

"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".

by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017

Kobe

very cute boy with a big dick, gives good cuddles and always makes you laugh

i fucked kobe last night, it was the best sex ever!

by coochiechaser July 20, 2022

For Kobe

Now whenever you shoot trash in the trash can, you say, “for Kobe.”

RIP. You were a great man!

“For Kobe”
*shoots trash in trashcan*
*hopefully makes it*

by MacKen_Cheese January 29, 2020

kobe

what you say when you throw a grenade in fortnite

throws grenade "kobe"

by zonk1 January 31, 2020

Kobe bryant

the G.O.A.T

messi is the kobe bryant off soccer

by kermit the kikkker March 2, 2023

Kobe Bryant

Awesome basketball legend that career happened from 1997- 2016. He played full time with the Lakers and is famous for his 81 point game against the Toronto Raptors. He died in January 2020 in a helicopter along with his daught Gigi

I watched a highlight reel of Kobe Bryant on YouTube last night.

Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think

by 7234 May 12, 2020