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american football 

To all thse idiots going on about pansy cunt American football players and shit, i bet uve never even played the damn game! I'm aussie and i prefer gridiron. all this shit about boneheaded non tactical game is crap its the most intense and strategic game in existense. to all those who say pads are for pussies...think about this and look this bloke up...DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD RAY LEWIS HITS?? ps. i play in australia so im not just shootin my mouth
"American football is the most intense, crazy and fun sport in existence!"
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USC Football 

A team whose history is full of pretty boys (Carson Palmer), heroin addicts (Todd Marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (OJ). Occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see Bush, Reggie; Leinart, Matt; Williams, Mike). They think they have won a bunch of national titles, but don't realize that Div 1-A football doesn't actually have a champion. Thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks competitions.
Is there a single decent human being on the USC Football Team? I guess not.
USC Football by Chaka Khan, III February 28, 2009

arena football 

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.
arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.
arena football by john gallione December 9, 2008

American Football 

A game where a 300+ lb guy (no not all of them) can run a 4.4 40 hit and kill anybody stupid enough not to wear pads.

It's no better than rugby, defianately no worse. It's totally different is all. Footbally players hit harder mainly because they are on average bigger faster stronger and meaner than those in any other impact sport.

We played american football in germany, taught some of the locals how to play and by the end of the day they were a wreck and realized why pads are needed, in American football.

We educated them, most euros are too enamored with themselves to learn. They'd rather assume everything.

..I will grant all the breaks are boring, even to me as a rabid football fan.
And to the aussies calling american football players and fans fat and such. I'd like to congratulae your nation on surpassing the USofA in fatassedness. You are now #1 at something.

Kudos to you.
American Football by donLk October 2, 2005

Rangers Football Club 

A Scottish football club with the world record for league titles (54)- which proves we are simply the best. We fully back the Queen and her soldiers and most of us are protestant.
Did you see the Rangers match?
Yeah, they won 6-0
We are Rangers Football Club (had to put this in)
Rangers Football Club by pinkyxxx December 24, 2012

Northern High School Football 

all it takes is a win against the worst team and they start carrying footballs around school to show off how average they are.
Player 1: check out my sweet mohawk, now people will think im good at sports

Player 2: nice, my girlfriends coming to the next game so i'm going to tell her that i sprained my ankle so she wont think im on the bench because i cant run a simple pattern

Player 3: go Northern High School Football!

College Football 

First began as a sport in New Jersey c. 1869 between Princeton and Rutgers. The game is a unique blend of soccer and rugby with a distinctly American style. Today football played between universities, "college football," is the nation's most attended sporting event and contains far more pagentry, tradition, and soul than professional football.

Time to grab a beer, fire up the grill, open the tailgate, listen to the band, and enjoy America's REAL pastime....college football.