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Flexodus

A phenomenon that occurs when a group of ripped bro's decide that the current establishment is a lame one.
The fashion in which this happens is usually one wherein one of the bro's decides that all of the combined gains are going to waste in a place where there's no actual reward to that of being shredded to the core.
In recorded history most of the 'flexodi' have been executed by lifting up the upper arm parallel to the ground and curling the bicep whilst keeping a 90 degree angle in the wrist which hands point towards the exit of said area.
"Well Josh, these dying kiddos are indeed even more shit than that frog rain we had earlier this week."
Moses than casually flexed his bicep and pointed towards a random direction where he thought "all of them gainz" would have a better purpose. And so occurred the first recorded flexodus
by beerman992 September 7, 2017
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During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.
Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.
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Fleosc fleosc

When your friend has an 80cm erection and he needs your help
Dude help me!I am looking at Ioana
Ok bro i got you.Does a mata .
*Fleosc fleosc*
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Flavorless Negrot

A flavorless negrot is a nigga who ain’t shit. A nigga that no one fucks with
“You still hang with James?”
“Nah that nigga is a flavorless negrot
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flexovative

Flexible and innovative for the speech impaired business person during presentation mode
We have very flexovative services for your business needs
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A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)
Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.
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Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.
My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.
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