finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

fishy fingers

What happens when you've been fiddling with dirty genitals!

by kujo April 23, 2003

Gwynny Fingers

A Lack of Coordination in ones Fingers. This usually is used when playing video games. A state where an individuals fingers is the one doing all the work and not using their head.

For Example: "My Teammates have Gwynny Fingers. He couldn't shoot the person that was a easy target."

by Red Boot May 23, 2018

Finger Tipping

FInger tipping is the perfect excuse to not let someone win. If you just want to be first place just tell them that they were finger tipping

"I saw you finger tipping so your disqualified," or, "NO! I saw you finger tipping! Your out!"

by Guy who has no social skills April 12, 2021

fingering a butthole

1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man

2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's

3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!

1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!

2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)

3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more

Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...

Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)

by Boss_bitch_666 April 22, 2017

douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.

Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!

by g_lo May 8, 2009