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ass farmer

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010
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cake farter

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!
Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.
by smuje March 31, 2009
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Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!
by Tom August 3, 2008
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Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.
Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.
by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007
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Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
by josh_farmer December 1, 2010
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Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006
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farse

as it looks - fuckin arse

usualy to define something bad
that curry is farse

chris timberlake you are farse at call of duty!!!
by stephen t January 11, 2008
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