X factor

A shit music talent seeking series that in the end, the losers are the real winners. known for manufacturing JLS, one direction and loads more retarded acts i don't wanna name cuz i'll get sick if i do.

Simon Cowell should just shut down X factor for life, cuz it's ruining the music industry with all their talentless excuses for artists

by weirdyrandommetal1977 April 8, 2015

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

X-factor position

When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.

Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.

by Da Freaky King May 21, 2017

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Pussy factor

When situations and personalities change in the presence of one or more females.

Her pussy factor messed up the climate in their man cave.

by Fixitrob July 13, 2018

ick factor

(Direct Sales Industry Specific) The icky parts of direct sales have given it a bad rap. i.e., complicate compensation plans, making people store and drop-ship large amounts of stock, lack of comprehensive training resulting in sales affiliates harassing family and friends instead of being able to find new customers.

Laura has removed the ick factor from the direct sales channel, to allow sales affiliates to be successful.

by WizardJess December 13, 2019