emotional 69

Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.

What I think you should do is commit to an emotional 69, both of you would benefit from this.

by 69AMoose November 26, 2019

emotional dick pic

when someone gives you too much information about their problems/ personal life without you asking.

john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.

jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic

by nicoleko March 27, 2020

emotioness

Emotioness is a state quality by emotion smart perseverance in feelings.

Into state by emotioness by type person.

by Jonah Rivera Luciano March 29, 2020

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021

Emotional liability

Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.

She’s an emotional wrecking ball, a true emotional liability.

by Ikena April 8, 2021

Emotional Herpes

The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.

“Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”

by Andrew_6794 June 30, 2021