Emotional Autism 

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.

The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.

Emotional Autism by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019

emotional 69 

Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.

What I think you should do is commit to an emotional 69, both of you would benefit from this.

emotional 69 by 69AMoose November 26, 2019

emotional dick pic 

when someone gives you too much information about their problems/ personal life without you asking.

john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.

jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic

emotional dick pic by nicoleko March 27, 2020

emotioness 

Emotioness is a state quality by emotion smart perseverance in feelings.

Into state by emotioness by type person.

emotioness by Jonah Rivera Luciano March 29, 2020

emotional lapdance 

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

emotional lapdance by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Emotional headlock 

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

Emotional headlock by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021

Emotional liability 

Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.

She’s an emotional wrecking ball, a true emotional liability.

Emotional liability by Ikena April 8, 2021