red-eyed pig

When a man holds a girl's eyes open as he finishes in them. Then, with the girl's eyes reddening from the ejaculate, the man spanks her ass hard causing her to squeal like a pig.

I met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. She didn't take too kindly when I gave her the red-eyed pig...

by Heartscarfer March 31, 2015

Hog Eyed Growler

The act of placing your male member between your legs and pressing your ham and member to the display glass.

This is an extention of the pressed ham or BA. In addition to bearing your backside you do a silence of the lambs bit and then press the whole thing against your display area. We drove by and gave them a Hog Eyed Growler.

by Gyefinger May 17, 2006

one-eyed pirate

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!

by elkshockey12 December 11, 2006

One-eyed Monster

When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.

I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!

by Jörg December 13, 2006

two eyed pirate

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

by JUSTIN MACLEOD October 10, 2005

Klinkley Eyed Motherfucker

An insulting word that refers to people of Asian descent.

I just got shot by that klinkley eyed motherfucker!

by Rufus the Third June 13, 2009

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010