The Woody Effect

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.

Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect

by iLurk October 25, 2012

eifel tower

A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like the eifel tower.

Dude, she's a total whore, she's been Eifel Towered

by Binford August 13, 2003

Fruity Rudy Effect

When a man is so attractive that even perfectly heterosexual males find him attractive.

So named for the character "Fruity" Rudy Reyes from the TV Mini-series Generation Kill.

All of the other Marines found their squadmate to be incredibly hot thanks to the Fruity Rudy Effect.

by Grafsburg March 19, 2010

Lindsey Wilson Effect

The effect is where you show up at Lindsey Wilson College and you see all these girls and when you see them you're like oh she is a 6 or a 7 on the rating scale 1 to 10. With the Lindsey Wilson Effect it adds the original number by 2 after being on campus for a month in the middle of fucken nowhere.

The Lindsey Wilson Effect where all these ugly ass bitches become somebody's.

by Raider Bob November 12, 2018

Muse Effect

When someone who just recently knew about the band Muse OR when someone just liked the band Muse

Dude #1: "Wow, I never realized that Muse is a really cool band."

Dude #2: "Haha dude, you've got the 'Muse Effect'."

by yourmama311 February 27, 2011

Alyssa Effect

When a boy is hung over a girl

Man, I wish Johnny would ask me out." "Don't count on it, he's suffering from the Alyssa Effect.

by imreallyannoyedwiththis December 17, 2010

Obama effect

In politics, when people elect a new president enthusiastically expecting that he will make some major positive change, but after some time realize that things are just as they used to be. The consequence of "obama effect" is being disappointed and feeling totally politically naive.

A: Do you think that Josipovic, the newly elected Croatian president-composer, will succeed in stopping corruption?
B: No, I am afraid it will be just another Obama effect.

by Egregora January 14, 2010