Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013

checkin the egg

A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean

Jessica was checkin the egg yesterday night

by Logan's mom May 12, 2015

Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"

Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.

by marcielovestheD July 19, 2015

frosted egg

The act of putting whipped cream on your balls and having another person lick it off.

A man standing in a crowd, carrying a can of whipped cream, drops his pants sprays whipped cream on his balls and yells "ladies who wants to eat some frosted eggs."

by Crazy clyde March 13, 2016

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

megans egg

megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you

damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd

by s random person July 28, 2019

Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019