Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

by Dsmile July 3, 2011

egg boi

an egg boi is anyone who suffers from oily skin. it makes you look like a bit of an egg head and boi ands more roast. egg boi’s are very special people. you should treat them with high amounts of respect

“help im an egg boi today”

by egg boi September 4, 2018

egg mcmuffin

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

by poochie March 8, 2004

Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

Egg in Sock

Visually describes the shape and motion of an unfortunate young lady or many old lady's breasts, where the mass of the breast hangs nauseatingly low and the ideally round sides of the breast are strained, in an overall tear-drop shape.

Basically, the titty just looks like someone dropped an egg in a long-ass tube sock.

"Grandpa left her years ago. Apparently her once proud jubblies were now all egg in sock."

by NotaUDKev June 9, 2009

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

Egg Ro

The Asian slang term to use the phrase "Egg Roll"

"Hi welcome to "Nie Out" my name's Chan would you like Egg Ro?

by mmhilzy July 23, 2012