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Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
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Dylan is asian fag that has a shrimp penis and has a car and 700 cats and dogs in hia trunk to eat
FUCK DYLAN ATE MY DOG AND CAT FUCK FUCK FUCK
by Dog and cat eater June 2, 2019
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Dylan is asian fag that has a shrimp penis and has a car and 700 cats and dogs in hia trunk to eat
FUCK DYLAN ATE MY DOG AND CAT FUCK FUCK FUCK ayy
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can be really nice but if he hangs out with the wrong people he can be a jerk but he is always a person you want to keep in contact with he has gorgeous eyes and is trying to be an eboy but it’s fine it’s hawt he is someone you can trust and feel comfortable around no matter what, you guys may stop talking but he always comes back
Guy 1: damn did you see Dylan?
Guy 2: no probably going to steal my bitch with his little penis
by Stevie6282 June 9, 2019
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Dylan got rejected and is now big sad
by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019
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dylan is a bitch ass hoe who fucks black guys on the daily.

dylan has deep throated your mom’s massive cock at least seven times this week.

don’t blame dylan for his leaky vagina, it runs in his family.

if you need a pod- don’t get it from this guy.
Gianna: oh my gosh Dylan is such a hoe!
Josh: He banged me hard last night
by notyoursidehoe May 14, 2019
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Dylan is daddy
by Eyebolt October 10, 2019
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