dylan is a bitch ass hoe who fucks black guys on the daily.
dylan has deep throated your mom’s massive cock at least seven times this week.
don’t blame dylan for his leaky vagina, it runs in his family.
if you need a pod- don’t get it from this guy.
dylan has deep throated your mom’s massive cock at least seven times this week.
don’t blame dylan for his leaky vagina, it runs in his family.
if you need a pod- don’t get it from this guy.
by notyoursidehoe May 14, 2019
Get the dylanmug. An amazing guy, who has the tendency to be a huge dick sometimes. He can be annoying, insensitive, and rude but at the end of the day you still love him because he's like a puppy. Overall a super sweet, romantic, caring guy who'd give you cuddles any time anywhere. Usually great kissers and give the best hugs. If you find a Dylan, you better keep him
Person1: Omg! Jessica and Dylan are goals af!!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
by XxbandsforlifexX August 11, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A very handsome and sexy hotdog, that loves to eat apples and pears. He is a very fun person and he likes to go for long walks on beaches at night with his dog. His dogs name is Netflix, because I loves to Netflix and chill, so he named his dog after it. Bricks are his favourite things in the world. He's like sudokus and crosswords.
by Dylanmooney August 16, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.