Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Nic-dick

a vape, e-cigarette or other device for the intake of nicotine vapor.

"Joe doesn't smoke anymore, instead he's been sucking on the nic-dick."

by KMc12 September 26, 2015

Wing Dick'in

To not being doing something properly in a timely fashion. To be winging something without direction.

Guys we cant be wing dick'in this.

Wow you really wing dicked this job.

You see how sloppy this is? Guy musta been wing dick'in it!

by Rescued Pavers January 31, 2023

Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)

oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!

by mynameiselly August 8, 2009

dick

something that you suck 24/7

Person: suck my dick
E-Girl: ok

by Mann of Style December 2, 2020

Mountain Dick

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense

"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009

NyQuil Dick

Dick so good put a bitch to sleep!

Girl 1: Hey Sheila, Did you watch BET Uncut last night?
Girl 2: Nah Cam came over and hit me with that NyQuil Dick.

by ShamFAwesome January 15, 2014