dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

ditch digger

fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.

jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."

by chugger42001 September 25, 2008

ditch weed

a large penis of doom

My Ditchweed is farting.

by Yakshem March 13, 2003

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017

piss ditch

the vagina, or more vulgarly, the cunt

That ho's piss ditch is so loose that her uterus is flopping out of it!

by Deacon Jack Shit January 9, 2008

Drop a Doitch

The same as dropping a deuce, but far better.

Person 1: Bob, what are you doing in there, it's been half an hour!

Person 2: I'm drop a doitch *dropping* (stupid verifier), you moron! Whaddya think!?

by Anonimustard July 13, 2009