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dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.
Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
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I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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Little Black Dress

Little Black Dress (LBD) refers to a character who, like a little black dress, "goes with anything." These are characters who are easily paired with almost any other character, including crossover characters from other fandoms.

Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).
Person 1: Yo bro, what character do you think is a Little Black Dress?

Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja.

Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe..

Person 2: Really?! Like who?!

Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo.

Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.
by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn September 30, 2023
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pilot dress

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit
Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"
by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017
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Salad dressing

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube
by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025
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