Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020

dilly dodger

When a black man, doesn’t pay their rent.

“Hey! You didn’t pay your rent you dilly dodger!”

by anonymous December 24, 2020