does a bear shit in the woods 

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

does a bear shit in the woods by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? 

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.

In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by DCD$ November 22, 2010

Doenered 

A state of drunkenness greater than being gooned but not quite Tucker Max drunk

Let's all get doenered tonight!!!

Doenered by Hanz Downerpantz June 12, 2011

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him 

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him by this.is.a.family.show December 2, 2020

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006

Where does he get off? 

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?

Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?

Where does he get off? by Varcoe January 13, 2009