Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011

Dead locs

To put something on your dead homies.

Person 1: bro I almost burned my hand
Person 2: oh for real?
Person 1: yeah breh on the dead locs

by Reblacka1hunnit March 2, 2019

brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

by Schismrobo January 8, 2008

Dead fuck

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.

"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"

by Hank the skank July 30, 2008

Dead Money

Dead Money is somebody who sucks at poker and it's easy to take their money.

Dude, should I invite Todd to poker too?

Totally man, he's dead money.

by SlickPimp August 24, 2005

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

Dead Presidents

A term refering to American paper currency. Cash. Can be used to discuss $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills. Used because most American bills have deceased former U.S. Presidents on the front. Usually used on "the streets" by african americans doing buisness.

Yo man these oakleys are gonna cost ya 56 dead presidents.


Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?

by Winger September 1, 2005