Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

by Peete May 15, 2007

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 12, 2007

custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.

DAMN custard boy is pimpin

by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011

custard

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

by potter420 May 19, 2003

Custied

Adj. To describe or exclaim that someone got owned, wrecked, or verbally slammed/shut down.

Custied!

Yea he's in the hospital, he got custied by that bear.

by letitride4 April 8, 2010

cushtypant filler

when your pants have just been filled with semen

i was walking down the street one dark evening and i had an erection and gave myself a cushtypant filler

by cushtypantfiller December 28, 2009