Having a cupcake party or bringing cupcakes is code for bringing ammunition and guns to a designated location with the intent of embarking on a massive shooting rampage with all those who are present.
David is bringing in cupcakes for his cupcake party at work today!
A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.
A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"
Cupcake whores are the opposite of Cupcakers. A Cupcake whore would never be able to perform the art of cupcaking.
All that cupcake whores do is perform sexual acts for cupcakes.
Ryan Puddle is such a cupcake whore that he will even perform Road Head for pancakes these days.