Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

Crystal

Another name for crystal meth or a crystalline drug u get high on

Jeff- My wifey is havin a gurl

John- Finally a girl, watcha namin it
Jeff- IDK maybe Crystal

John- No man don’t name your child after the drug Crystal Meth

by CASANOVAboy123 March 17, 2019

crystal foster

An amazing person. Amazing ass. Very thicc. Deserves a good boyfriend or girlfriend. She's bisexual. Deserves the best.

Crystal foster is my favorite bisexual.

by Crystal Foster April 21, 2019

Crystalitis

The pathological term for extreme laziness. hueva

*at work* I am suffering from crystalitis today. I think I will shop for jeans instead.

by tnmlbo October 8, 2019

Crystal Godfrey

A selfish, self centered, ignorant & cold-hearted person that behaves as such for no reason. Completely heartless & evil without cause.

Katie is acting like a Crystal Godfrey.

by G.C's Miriam Webster May 23, 2020

Crystal River High School

Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases

Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!

by Daquavious John Tavious September 4, 2022

Misty Crystal Ice

The best and hottest ele in Guild wars.

Misty Crystal Ice helped me questing today!

by Sturm1021 January 17, 2009