Crapshartingbananas

To be shocked to the point that no word could describe it

“OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

by divik789 November 1, 2025

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 3, 2010

Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured

*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!

by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011

Wolven Claws

A sub-category for furries who seem to enjoy gaining massive amounts of weight to the point of ridiculousness. The claws refer to the 'bitch tits' which can come about after gaining more than two-hundred pounds; most of these furries range from foxes, or wolves, or anyone who happens to be fans of StarFox and other anthro furry superheroes.

I was at the convention the other day, and goddamn, there was so many Wolven Claws out there. I think I wet myself! Spooky!

by SSJ4 Ronald Reagan May 1, 2011

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014