cobra bytez

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

You can tell, she definitely got cobra bytez last night.

by Mosz0r November 29, 2007

cobanal

someone who bum's off Nirvana

(see "bum off")

hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar

oh my god he is so cobanal

by P5y/\/\0/\/ December 31, 2007

COBAC

Acronym for "Can Occasionally Be A Cunt". Used to describe an individual who is typically a friend and generally pleasant to be around, though they sometimes may act unfavorably or have a whiny or bitchy personality once in a while.

Jordan: Do you know Steve's buddy Dan? He asked if he could bring him with tonight but I've never met the guy before...
Greg: Dan's alright. A little COBAC, but generally pretty cool.

by queens.edu December 9, 2012

Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.

'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'

by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013

cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.

Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!

by DeeQue November 4, 2014

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017