After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
by paddle me October 15, 2009
Get the cooter-clouded judgementmug. Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!
Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.
by freemason November 10, 2007
Get the drunk as Cooter Brownmug. by kkoo June 21, 2009
Get the cooter crunchmug. An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.
by bad dawg November 15, 2004
Get the Junk Yard Cootermug. BEAUTIFUL. If someone says this to you, regardless of what you look like, or what color you are, understand every vag is beautiful. A vagina comes in all shapes and sizes! Love yourself:)
“She has a black girl cooter”
by Ur beautiful babyg1234 June 18, 2020
Get the Black girl cootermug. by MSEA July 26, 2017
Get the [Cooter] Heartbeat (CH)mug. When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge
I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat
by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020
Get the carolina cooter shootermug.