concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

Concussy

When the vaginal walls ache do to blunt force trauma, feeling similar in nature to a concussion.

Girl, Nathan was raw doggin’ my cheeks so hard last night my pussy hurts today. I think I may have a concussy.

by Guy who knows stuff and Things November 3, 2023

Cockus Ballus

The fanciest, most elegant name to address your peen by.

"After that hardcore sex with your mother, my Cockus Ballus could use a break"

by shart buster March 11, 2024

confuseopoly

A monopoly that is held together by being too confusing so that no-one can figure out who is being shafted or how they're being shafted.

I just asked three friends of mine in the music industry how much a million Spotify streams pays and they gave me three different answers. The artists are complaining they don't get paid enough, what's happening?

It's a confuseopoly.

by direstraitsfan March 27, 2024

Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024