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HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009
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gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.
Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.
by whereismolly April 6, 2013
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Camaro

1) Pimpin' ass Chevy muscle car

2) These mofo's were pumped out of the assembly line than mexicans pumping out kids (Well...Maybe not, but still..)
My favorite Camaro is the 1970 1/2..whats yours?
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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coma

1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.
"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."
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cmart

Someone who is normally smart, but lacks general common sense.

Can also be used to describe a 'cmart moment.'

Pronounced: "see-mart"


Originated from a typo; a person (who shall remain nameless) was trying to prove they were 'smart', over MSN, but then mispelled the word in trying to prove their case.
"Wow, he got full marks for the first page of that test paper! ..Guess it would have helped if he knew to turn the page over for the rest of the test."

"Yep well, that's being cmart for you.."
by Techn1x October 10, 2008
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camaradultudor

Is pretty annoying, but rightfully hates endossi.
Endossi: Dude fuck you cam I didn't kill that guy.
camaradultudor: But you are wearing his armor.
by anonymous June 23, 2021
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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
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