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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
mugGet the Closet Keepermug.

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
mugGet the Schrödinger’s Closetmug.

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.
by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011
mugGet the Closet-openermug.

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
mugGet the Monstre in the closetmug.

goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
mugGet the goodie closetmug.

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
mugGet the Closet Keepermug.

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
mugGet the Closet Poptartmug.

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