Clown Math

Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.

1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."

by My Name is Not Austin December 1, 2021

clebglonked

The felling you have after you smell something horrific

Woke up to myself violently shitting the bed the smell had me clebglonked

by Jy the king January 20, 2022

Cleech

Noun- part of a males body between balls and asshole, commonly called a gooch.

Verb- the action of rubbing your “cleech” on another’s face.

Hey man look at my cleech.

Bro go cleech that man.

Oh man, he just got cleeched.

by The book of 🅱️Ones December 20, 2022

clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.

"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."

by ygtsglck June 27, 2023

toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Yellow Claw

Only the most innovative and creative DJ duo. Hailing from the Netherlands, Jim and Nils mix various genres of electronic music including Trap, Moombahton, Hardstyle, Jungle Terror, a bit of Dubstep, and smaller doses of other subgenres to produce what they like to call "Amsterdam Trap," which may be the most hype electronic music ever produced. Live performances by these trap gods are unparalleled experiences.

Person 1: "Did you see Yellow Claw at EDC Vegas?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! Those drops had my adrenaline pumping during the entire set!"

by Velraith December 3, 2016