Chicago Bank Roll

A roll of money, consisting entirly of singles, with the exception of a twenty wrapped around the outside.

I thought he gave me the whole amount, turns out it was a chicago bank roll.

by M R January 17, 2004

Chicago Irish

The people in Chicago who, along with the pollacks, have the jobs, money, and connections.

Isn't it great being Chicago Irish? We don't have to play to any stereotypes or come up with any excuses for anything because we own this fucking town. Pretty cool, huh?

by Seamus McBigBalls June 3, 2011

Chicago Bow Tie

This is simply a phrase used to describe how a man's balls look while he's titty fucking a girl. Upside down, of course.

Yo! After I was done and mah gurl wiped off her face, she told me my nuts totally looked like a bow tie.. no, no, a CHICAGO BOW TIE! SWEET!

by M0RTICIANN April 21, 2007

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax October 7, 2017

Chicago Cumshot

When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness

"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"

by FloridaGod313 December 4, 2017