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Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.
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Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.
by Geordiejock March 15, 2018
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cheating

the beleif of cheating isnt always physical yes if you kiss,touch in any inappropriate way thats cheating but theres also emontionally cheating or cyber cheating if your going online talking to other ppl showing the pics of your body of giving them the impression that your capiable of a hook up in anyway when you have a girlfriend or boyfriend is cheating cheating could also be defined emotionally as when your significant other spends more time with someone of the oppisite sex instead of with you
xxxlillover:can i see a picture of whats underneath that?
manimcrazy:sure why not?
-cyber cheating-shouldnt do that

jake tells sandra hes going to call her back and instead he goes out all night and doesnt call her until the next day and ignored her when she called common signs of a cheater
-emotionally cheating- thats death to a relationship

erica has a boyfriend of 3 months and goes out one night with her ex-boyfriend she gives him a blowjob and then says i cant do this well guess what thats still cheating
by deathiswhatmynameis February 12, 2009
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cheat0r

A cheat0r is some one who is cheating
eg ir cheat0ring
by n00b March 17, 2003
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Hacker camper cheater booster

In the game Modern Warfare 2. You can see people cheating the game, sitting in a corner camping, hacking it with special mods and boosting by killing a friend for extra exp or headshots..
Fucks sake! Arctik Lizard is hacking, camping, cheating and boosting AGAIN! He's such a "hacker camper cheater booster!"
by NeilKetchum August 12, 2010
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Celtic

Celtic are quite simply the best supported football club in the world. A Scottish based football team founded by Irish Marist Brothers to raise money to feed the poor immigrants who fled Ireland in the 1800's from starvation and poverty.

Relations with rivals Glasgow Rangers became frosty after an influx of bigoted shipyard workers from Belfast identified with the blue half of glasgow and spread sectarian filth through the west of Scotland, up to and including sectarian employment policies.

Polar opposite to Glasgow Rangers. Celtic fans were awarded with FIFA and UEFA awards, while nazi saluting Rangers fans (who masquerade as Englishmen)are awarded with UEFA charges.
Celtic were the first team from the british isles to win the european cup.

Invited as guests to play in a record number of testimonial/charity matches.

Hold the record for the largest travelling support, 80,000.

Symbiotic with nieghbours Rangers but despite paramilitary chanting and psuedo sectarian songs, they are 9 years ahead in combatting the problem of bigotry. Rangers had denied there was a problem in the first place.
by Brian Coyle April 19, 2006
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celtic supporter

Bigoted, pro IRA, hate everything about the united kingdom however they use it to there advantage, and a lot of them actually live in the UK. Most of your celtic supporters rely on giro money and live in council housing. You will typically find a celtic supporter drinking a bottle of buckfast, passed out on the street, trying to stab someone and smashing bottles over peoples heads.
Celtic supporter 1: Gee us our giro money
Celtic supporter 2: gonna get some fucked
Celtic supporter 1: want some coke?
Celtic supporter 2: na just gee us some ecstasy
Celtic supporter 3: Fucking rangers, won 51 titles, were always playing catchup.
by celticbhoylover June 26, 2007
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Eatin is Cheatin

the act of giving or receiving oral sex from someone other than your partner
man busts through bathroom door to find his girlfriend sprawled out on the floor receiving oral sex from another female and then screams at her while clutching cross in his hands "EATIN IS CHEATIN!!!!"
by RJACKS November 19, 2010
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