Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.
by Real_UrbanDictionary September 07, 2017
He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019
A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one
by I’m just a guy that posts shit November 12, 2017
by Cambam826 September 11, 2022
In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
by snasa March 29, 2016
by fahad hossain May 17, 2019
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
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*hugs ██████*
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question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022