have cannon

To be heavily armed.

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Tit Cannon

the act of drinking diet cola so fast that your tits pop off and/or the soda shoots out of your nipples.

Johnny drank his diet soda so fast that I got soaked from his Tit Cannon.

by Brittany Glitter <3 January 22, 2011

Thruster Cannon

Ungh...

Thruster Cannon ...Ungh.

by SselluosS August 18, 2011

sugar cannon

Noun: referring to a a penis that: produces a lot of semen during ejaculation, is capable of shooting large distances, can shoot semen with great force, or any combination of the three.

Verb: to sugar cannon; sugar cannoning. The act of shooting a lot of semen or shooting semen a long distance during ejaculation.

"i'm gonna suck your sugar cannon so hard" (noun)

or

"i want you to sugar cannon the fuck all over my face" (verb)

by andrewandrew August 20, 2012

Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil

Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 4, 2010