Canon

Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.

“whoah, that’s a sick Canon”
“Nice Canon!”

by fishinginthedark22 December 7, 2023

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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...

"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."

by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024

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caionna

Usually an out going person with a tough exterior, when you first approach caionna you’ll be mesmerized by her wit and sweet voice. Any caionna you meet would be totally cool (rare sightings accur) (rare breed)

Person 1: who’s that cool ass person over there?
Person 2: oh them? That caionna she’s a badass

Person 1: she looks scary

Person 2: nah, she cool

by sզʊɨʀt January 12, 2024

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Camonthecob

Turd of his name, engager of Jess's mom's daughter, Abuser of Poor Mads, The Father of bad hair lines, the homeschooled, the eater of nuts, the loser of Death Maps because Chad won, the Weak and Broken Wristed from Ammo streams, the bad Reader of chat messages, the Dasher in Cup Head, the First day of College Pants pooper, the PP drawer slammer, the Ligma of Ballser and the federally criminal smoker of fake weed.

Camonthecob constantly scams viewers on Twitch

by DefinitelynotJaydizz September 18, 2024

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