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Dense Cabbage

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)
by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019
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Boiled Cabbage

Farting while taking a shower where the steam causes the smell to linger in the bathroom. Smells just like cabbage boiling in the kitchen.
Last night's Mexican food lead to boiled cabbage during my shower this morning.

While my wife was taking a shower I crept in to the bathroom and gave her a dose of boiled cabbage.
by CrabbyOldBay September 4, 2011
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burled holiday cabbage

Eh, Steve! Git yo sassyfrass out my Burled holiday cabbage!
by JonathanChance July 19, 2004
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head of cabbage

*This term is strictly used within the context of Science Olympiad, a science competition in US.

In case of the most severe scheduling conflicts at competitions, a builder would have to replace an academic backup in a one-person event to form a two-man team to represent the school. The builder, who usually has less than enough knowledge to qualify for the event, is called the head of cabbage.
-- He can't play.
-- I'll be the head of cabbage then.
by Internet101 January 12, 2006
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Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!
by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010
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hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.
Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.
by Rusty Bicycle October 8, 2009
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Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010
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