Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 02, 2023
july 16 is the national day to buy ur sister a gift day! buy ur sister what she wants to show her ur appreciation for her (whatever she wants)
by johans god dog July 16, 2023
Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.
Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.
by theryanc0la February 15, 2024
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
by Why did I even buy this mug? April 25, 2024
7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023
Person a: don’t do it
Person b: FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM
Person a: now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life
Person b: FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM
Person a: now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life
by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 06, 2023
When some chavvy fuckwit that thinks he’s cool advertises his usually wank fiesta or corsa and begs people to buy it hence “someone do a buy”
by Oldfordsneverdie July 11, 2018