Sun Burner

The sexual act of mixing semen and aloe vera and rubbing it on your partners burns then slapping the burn afterwards.

My partner had to do a sun burner on me because I stayed outside to long

by Wolfpup666 April 17, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Oil Burner

A human female who has sexual intercourse with robots of her own volition, indelibly altering her physical and moral disposition.

"I hear Stacey is an Oil Burner—always hanging around those cliggers."
"Disgusting, makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it."
"Yeah, well at least she ain't a Coal Burner."

by jayjaywonder August 8, 2025

the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009

West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

Urban Back Burner

A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.

I seem to be on the Urban Back Burner as of late.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024