This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.
by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. "Brandon sucks"
by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by cloppy February 21, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.