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Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.
by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018
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by Thedestroyer987 September 20, 2016
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An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
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A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.
This jabroni is such a Brandon.
by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018
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Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.
Brandon is Brandon
by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019
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Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker
Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
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