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Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports
“Man: let’s play some football
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”
by the cellist April 22, 2019
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Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon
Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is
by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019
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A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.
by Horse33 April 24, 2019
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worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide
Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019
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A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
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A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb
Fuck you Brandon!
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
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A tall lanky weido that has the same head shaped as Homer Simpson
Brandon can you get that of the top shelf please
by Lankyboy435 March 1, 2019
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