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Brandon

1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.
by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy
by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020
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Brandon

A guy who is a dick and plays with girls feelings
“God why is Brandon like this I would hate to be a Brandon
by Bigtuff006 March 19, 2019
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Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon
A 4 eyed big boned fuck
by OGBigDick May 11, 2018
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brandon

a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.
"stop being such a brandon"
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
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