Golden Retriever Boyfriend

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...

A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream

by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022

Pokimanes Boyfriend

Not you, simp!

Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.

by Just Another Zoomer August 4, 2020

on-call boyfriend/girlfriend

A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.

Usually present in long-distance friends that choose not to have a long-distance relationship or friends that lead very busy lives and don't want the hassles of a full-fledged relationship.

An extension of a fuck friend

When visiting the West Coast, I'll get together with my on-call girlfriend for dinner & a movie and usually a night of great sex.

by Fukeneh82 March 16, 2005

online boyfriend

A guy that you have never met in person but you have very strong feelings for, even love. You communicate with him on a regular basis sharing details of your life. You provide each other with emotional support and are very close friends. You also engage in cybersex.

We may have never met, but he's still my online boyfriend because we are love.

by Daisey May April 20, 2017

Toy Boyfriend

A type of boyfriend whose sole existence is to please their partner. They usually have a permanent "model" stare in photos and videos on Instagram with very little expression. You'll see the girlfriend constantly posting on Instagram about how great their boyfriend is, to the point that you'll question whether the boyfriend's sole purpose is just to make his partner look good. The toy boyfriend has very little personality because they exist just to stroke the ego of their partner.

"Look at Garret, he's such a toy boyfriend! He barely says a word whenever we hang out, and is always texting his girlfriend."

by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021

Doberman Boyfriend

A male significant other that is bigger, and more physically capable to protect his companion, yet is loyal, accommodating, and submissive to his significant other.

"Your boyfriend is so strong, he must wear the pants in the relationship."

"He is strong, but he's more of a Doberman Boyfriend."

by Arty9s September 14, 2022