Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

Edmund Burke

An excellent Irish orator and father of modern conservatism.

Speech on the East India Bill is Edmund Burke's excellent attempt to discredit the torture of East India Company in Bharat.

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

Get Burked

Getting pissed on then proceeding to take it in the ass

Yeah bitch, get burked

by Papa693 February 21, 2024

Get Burked

Getting urinated on then fucked anally

Yeah bitch, get burked

by Papa693 February 28, 2024

Sebastian Burke

The Sebastian Burke affect is someone that is the best at anything they do and can take your bitch

Your such a Sebastian Burke

by American salt January 8, 2024

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024