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Blocked

The ultimate coward move, You can and will get blocked for doing literally anything. Most people who will block you, are snowflakes that get offended over you doing or saying something they don't like. And God help you if you make a joke.
Person one:: "Didn't you have an argument with Carissa on Instagram yesterday?"
Person two "Yes and no, she blocked me the moment I talked to her,"
by AlanSnackbarHaterOfFurries February 2, 2022
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dro-block

Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.

The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."

"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."

"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
by indiegirl1234 April 18, 2010
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O-block special

When you put your entire arm into a woman’s anal cavity then proceed to throw up gang signs
Last night me and the boys gave Chris the o-block special
by Popskiownsslaves July 23, 2022
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writer's block

1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.

2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?

"How about slitting your throat?"

"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*

"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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urban dick blocked

When your potential Urban Dictionary defs are REJECTED!
"Oh my God! WHY, WHY did this happen to ME? I've been Urban Dick Blocked! I'm gonna kill myself."
by Urban Dixie July 28, 2006
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Chalk Block

A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.

The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.

Rudy's got the chalk!

Chalk Block.
by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011
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Hit the block

Man we been in the same spot for a minute let's count the cash and hit the block.
by The Young Corey November 30, 2016
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