trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

Dunkey Blast

videogamedunkey’s most powerful move

videogamedunkey: That’s it, it’s time to use my dunkey blast!

by Megadick411 May 17, 2019

donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).

I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.

by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021

Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand

Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand

by Lyndoor June 7, 2022

blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.

I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.

by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018

Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010