1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Rob, compliments of Maddox November 17, 2007
Get the Bitchmug. A term for a female canine, also a derogatory (slang) term used to label a female OR male supposedly due to their non-assertive nature...
Also pronounced 'Bi-atch'
Also pronounced 'Bi-atch'
"Go get me a beer now, bitch!"
OR
"The bitch is in season, should have pups soon..."
OR
"Yeah, he's my bitch..."
OR
"The bitch is in season, should have pups soon..."
OR
"Yeah, he's my bitch..."
by tazwegion July 22, 2008
Get the Bitchmug. by Sante' August 11, 2006
Get the A "Bitch"mug. " I knew my bitch had my back when we was poundin on them hoes at the club last week!"
"I trust her more than anyone, thats my main bitch."
"I trust her more than anyone, thats my main bitch."
by pandorasplums June 5, 2009
Get the Bitchmug. by PENIX May 18, 2005
Get the Bitchmug. In the gay life bitch is used freely, as a positive statement, meaning that you like the person doing what ever act they may be doing..mostly a drag queen
by Trebs February 22, 2009
Get the Bitchmug. Slang: (noun)
A street term used for cocaine. More commonly recognized as "white bitches," bitches alone is acceptable.
A street term used for cocaine. More commonly recognized as "white bitches," bitches alone is acceptable.
Instead of "would you like to get down with some coke tonight?" one would say "do you gentlemen happen to be interested in some bitches tonight."
by rasco April 11, 2008
Get the bitchesmug.