squawk bird

n.Very loud, talkative individuals (usually female)with very little to say. They are easily distinguished by a grating quality in there voice and a poor awareness of appropriate volume for casual human communication.

Last time I ate there, I had to try to figure out what I wanted to order while listening to an abrasive pair of squawk birds, at the table next to me, spatter each other's faces with excited chatter of plumage trends.

by CocoBware February 20, 2008

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

sissy bird chest

1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.

Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!

by Josecurry May 30, 2016

blue bird app

hell

I was just using the blue bird app. It was hell. I don't like life anymore.

by dummyschway October 3, 2022

doe doe bird

doe doe bird one who is extremely stupid and dont know his or her ass from a hole in the ground

dude you got me in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

no man you got your own self in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

dude you are too stupid and selfish to stand up and do the right thing you doe doe bird

dude you really think of me that way

yes man i think of you as a doe doe bird who is too stupid to stand up and do the right thing

the way you feel about me i get it dude

by littlejimmie April 29, 2019

Bird's Nest

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.

Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.

by Shocka41 July 10, 2009

bird talk

Rumors that arise from bitching about a specific person or a group of individuals.

Are you on to her", "Nah, we're just good friends", "I've been told different", "You can't believe half the things you hear nowadays, its all bird talk

by Jamie Adenouga May 11, 2011