Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe

yo that guy looks like batman

by batman hater March 30, 2025

Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them

I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.

by King Sage March 28, 2017

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Batman

The dumbass who started the coronavirus

“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”

by DimpLick September 6, 2020

Batmanning

Batmanning refers to the act in an online shooter when you drop from above and use melee to take out an unsuspecting opponent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH my kill/death ratio was ruined by this batmanning asshole. I didn't even know he was in that tree until I saw the instant replay

by Pharoah Ashseti August 18, 2018

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 10, 2020