Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.

He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable

by Bodigad March 31, 2024

batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.

"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"

by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022

Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

spiderman and batman duo

THIS IS A W DUO

spiderman and batman duo..? yeah they da best.

by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023