auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Auto da Fé

What you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway

Hey Torquemada, what's an Auto da Fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway!

by LokisRedDawn March 18, 2021

auto correct

While texting, either a friendly little thing or the bane of your existence.

My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."

by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016