cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.

Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack”

by urlocalmia April 22, 2020

Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.

by BIG BOY March 30, 2012

Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

zoology attack

ordered attacks or forces using any type of animal; hense zoology.

zoology attack; the cop ordered the dogs to attack the robber.

by ploomfriend April 8, 2010